5 hours, 4 states, 2 people, 1 car and the worst restaurant in Nebraska

A nice warm spring evening, time on our hands, what to do? Drive to Nebraska!
My wife, Malissa, had moved here from Houston recently and was eager to explore her new territory. Plus, she had spent as little time in Great Plains states as I had spent in Texas. So with some time on our hands [...]

She’ll be ready in a minute

I am impatient. That doesn’t dovetail well with the long lead time my wife needs to get ready to go out.
Does starting the car to let her hear my impatience work? Of course not. She can’t hear it over her hair dryer.
She’s beautiful and when she’s finished “putting on her face” she’s stunning. But I’m [...]